It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
– Alfred AdlerI’m glad you asked that, because I collect stupid questions and I hadn’t seen that one before.
–AC

“Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.”
– G. B. Stearn

Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
– Ambrose Bierce

Distance doesn’t make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a larger picture.

Someday you will appreciate the grammar and verbal skills you learned here. And if any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me.
– Bush to graduates

Christians are only opposed to abortion because they feel bad about all the other people they killed over the years.

There’s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
– J.S. Bach

When man calls an animal “vicious”, he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.

We spent more than $70 million investigating Whitewater/Lewinsky, which is more than we have spent investigating prisoner abuses at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, security lapses prior to 9-11, and the misuse of intelligence that led us into the Iraq War. Combined.
– J.D. Yezierski

Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
– George W. Bush

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you

If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
– James Madison

We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
– Anais Nin

Envy, n.: Wishing you’d been born with an unfair advantage, instead of having to try and acquire one.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart
I was at this restaurant. The sign said “Breakfast Anytime.” So I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
– Steve Wright

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

– Albert Einstein

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

– Larry Wall

Once you’ve seen one nuclear war, you’ve seen them all.

I recommend Reverse polish. It has no equal.
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